Tap dishes to build your order, then share it with the table.
The fine print
*specialty slices are based on in store availability
It's a slice shop, and the $25 lunch is what it sounds like: eight mix-and-match slices plus three garlic knots, counter-service, no reservation.
Pizza · Penn Quarter · official week Aug 24–30, 2026 · $ · menu checked Aug 26
Good Deal on Wiseguy's own menu a slice runs $4.95 for cheese to $5.65 for a specialty, so the eight mix-and-match slices in this $25 deal cost $39.60 to $45.20 bought singly, and the three garlic knots come on top of that. Here’s how we calculate it.
Tap dishes to build your order, then share it with the table.
The fine print
*specialty slices are based on in store availability
Wiseguy Pizza is known for their New York Style, authentic pies characterized by distinct chewy, golden crust perfected in classic, stone deck ovens. Wiseguy Pizza's ingredients originate from the finest sources: freshly-packed tomato sauce from California, all-natural cheese from Wisconsin, virgin olive oil and Parmigiano-Reggiano from Italy, to name a few. Attention to detail is at the forefront of Wiseguy’s kitchen, with sauces and dressings always made in-house and filtered water for better control over the quality of their dough. Wiseguy Pizza has a rotating menu of specials which includes vegan, and vegetarian as well as fun flavors such as Korean Chicken and Paneer Tikka. The brand also offers cauliflower gluten-free 10-inch pies in several variations including Mushroom Truffle, Il Capo, Buffalo and Backyard Pie. Available by the slice or by whole pies in its 18 inch “Big Apple Size” (65% bigger than regular “large” 14-inch pizzas), Wiseguy Pizza is there for a quick bite to eat or to bring back and share with family, friends and colleagues for any occasion.